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[–] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have spare the dying prepared, we’re good.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh sorry I have die the spared prepared as a reaction

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

See? Now, I'm curious what other fun spells'd come outta flipping the word order of existent ones. 🤩

Like, would conjuring a Hand Mage call up a street magician?

Also, would Person Hold be a ritual hug spell?

Or, Cage Force grant a target incredible Con-Air hair?

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's amazing.

Here's a full work up for Cage Force:

Generate 1d4 perfect clones of the target, but with the face of either Nicholas Cage, John Travolta, or Andy Samberg for 90 minutes.

The clones can do anything the caster can, and have the casters base abilities, except for Charisma, which is an 18.

The clones are not under any kind of control of the caster or the target, and must be convinced or compensated for any request. But the clones roll with disadvantage to resist any request that requires them to make a performance check.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But, what about the Sassoon hair?

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

But, what about the Sassoon hair?

Good point.

I'm not exactly sure, but it probably involves "Wild Magic" mechanics. Lol.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you say Wyld magic?! 🦄

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm just very very tired of ball fire

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

So, you... 🎵fell down as tiiired ball o' fire🎵, then?