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What do you call a deer with no eyes
No idea
Gotta be a bit redneck on the delivery. "No idear"
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis, in hell ?
Still no god damned fucking idea
Also if they didn't have legs, it's still idear