doesn't matter it ain't goin nowhere
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The expressions when I read these out are priceless.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want be he won't come.
dammit i shoulda read the thread first
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it for a drag.
What do you call a deer with no eyes
No idea
Gotta be a bit redneck on the delivery. "No idear"
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis, in hell ?
Still no god damned fucking idea
Also if they didn't have legs, it's still idear
What do you call a fish with no eye?
fsh
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Ur mum
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a cow who's been knighted?
Sir Loin.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Mom.
What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
What do you call a guy with both legs cut off at the knee?
Neal.
What do you call a cow that had an abortion?
De-calfinated
What do you call ground beef during a flood?
Hmm.... moorinade??
Good guess! But, no. You call 'em Bob.