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How many other countries have "shot by babies" and "shot by animals" stats?
None of the civilized ones.
France https://abcnews.com/blogs/headlines/2012/09/dog-shoots-man/
France...still debating hunting while drunk.
If you hunt in Europe then that means you’re rich, that’s why it’s even a debate
One incident is not a "stat" though. In the people getting shot by animals and babies is occurring so often that keeping stats for it is necessary.
Well, at least this one wasn't just pinballing in the back seat. Seems like the guy should remember his saftey though.
How the fuck did that journalist manage to get "Saint-Michel-de-Double" right, a random-ass town with 250 inhabitants, but fucked up Bordeaux, which is a major city with a far simpler name ?