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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Why did the woman have a shotgun and what did the dog use to shoot her?

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Driving around locked, loaded and the safety off. The gun owner is a fucking idiot and should not be allowed to own firearms.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's our wonderful american culture for you.

iamverysmart + iamverybadass + iliveinconstantfear

=

et tu, dogé?

[–] WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

this is such a weird way to use an education in latin

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I just figured he was a big fan of the Spin Doctors.

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[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Its crazy how a dog can just buy a shotgun in the US with no background checks.

[–] Numenor@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Maybe he passed the sniff test

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Guns don’t kill people, dogs do.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

At no point in that article is the driver even mentioned, let alone blamed.

as the vehicle had pulled up to the store

Apparently the vehicle has agency and it was indeed the vehicle that had to go to the store that day.

Foot note, it's illegal to drive with a loaded weapon in the vehicle, the last line of the article added seemingly as an afterthought. Im surprised they didn't say the dog was being investigated.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 160 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That dog didn't shoot anyone the negligent gun owner did.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 60 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (37 children)

EDIT: There's no "rack" mentioned in the source. I assumed that. A loose loaded gun makes even less sense, tho.

Loaded while in a vehicle-mounted rack. Not just illegal, but also violates some fairly fundamental gun safety principles.

Heck, just "treat every gun a loaded" and "never point a gun at anything you don't want shot" means we should probably do away with most vehicle-mounted racks to being with. I suppose inside the metal toolbox in the truck bed would be okay; at least then the dog wouldn't fire it.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Yeah it’s really hard to find any justification for driving around with a loaded shotgun. Especially when handguns exist and can just sit on your waistband. It’s extremely negligent and stupid gun ownership. Not to mention really poor self defense practice because the handgun would be easier and quicker to draw in a self defense scenario. That cunt is driving around with a loaded shotgun to feel like they’re tough and intimidate people. They should not have firearms whatsoever and really have displayed that to a high degree

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I’m not sure what entirely trying to say here …. At least then the dog would take the idiot out of the gene pool?

But seriously, this is exactly the reason people shouldn’t be allowed to carry weapons. They are more likely to harm or kill innocent people, more likely to escalate violence, than they are to defend themselves from inescapable violence. I get that many people claim the right, and have a foundational document to support it, but what about the victims?

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 126 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kristi Noem absolutely shitting bricks right now

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That dog is in training to seek vengeance upon Kristi Noem on behalf of the entire canine species.

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[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 113 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If only there had been a good dog with a gun.

[–] Dryad@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is no time to get political. Lots of thoughts and prayers. Remember, guns don’t kill people, people kill people /s/

[–] Hawk5000@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Guns don't kill people, dogs kill people.

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[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun, or a squirrel across the street.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 days ago

The only thing stopping a bad woman with a gun is a good boy with a gun.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Good boi with a gun

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 99 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)
  1. Round chambered
  2. safety disabled
  3. Gun not secured

A lot of things have to go wrong. Yes, it’s illegal to drive with a loaded firearm, but this is basic firearm safety.

The person hit was a passerby.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 41 points 4 days ago (5 children)

basic firearm safety.

which no one enforces or even checks.

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[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 79 points 4 days ago (7 children)

How many other countries have "shot by babies" and "shot by animals" stats?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago

None of the civilized ones.

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

it's important that dogs be armed. Only a good dog with a gun can stop Kristi Noem.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago (5 children)

If the woman had had her own shotgun, this would never have happened.

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[–] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I see, when it's a dog we use the active voice but when it's a white nationalist we use the passive voice.

No but on a more serious note, why are people who are this unsafe with guns allowed to be gun owners in the US? It's okay though because next time a good guy with a gun will be there to kill the dog before it kills someone.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago

He can't keep getting away with this!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (10 children)

More like "Unqualified gun owners criminal neglect kills woman at convenience store."

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She wasn't killed but your point stands: The headline, while obviously being clickbaity and maybe even trying to be funny hides the underlying problem:

Somehow, the dog had triggered the shotgun – which had a live round chambered – to fire, damaging the vehicle and striking a female passerby.

[...]

It is illegal in Nebraska to drive with a loaded shotgun in your vehicle.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago

GUNS AREN'T THE PROBLEM, IT'S DOGS

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm feeling so bad for the dog, it must be terrified

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Let's be clear here: The dog was not the real cause. The human with the loaded and unsecured shotgun in their front seat was the cause.

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

She should have complied

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 4 days ago

She should have thrown the fucking ball

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 29 points 3 days ago (13 children)

iTs NoT tHe GuNs FaUlT iTs tHe PeOpLe 🙄🙄🙄

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[–] AgOkami@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (4 children)

"Police responding to reports of a shotgun blast at a convenience store sounds like the opening of countless American crime movies[...]" No, it sounds like the beginning of a normal day in America.

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[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Most American thing I’ve ever read

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Never a bad time to mention that besides killing almost 3 people per day american cops also shoot a huge number of dogs per year.

The Department of Justice estimates that American police officers shoot 10,000 pet dogs in the line of duty each year. It is impossible to ascertain a reliable number, however, because most law enforcement agencies do not maintain accurate records of animal killings. The tally may be substantially higher, and some suggest it could reach six figures.
...some animals have been deliberately shot and killed under questionable circumstances, including through doors or while tied, running away, or hiding. Studies show that some officers shoot pets unnecessarily, recklessly, or in retaliation, and that subsequent civilian complaints are investigated inadequately. Moreover, not every animal that police officers shoot is a large dog that may be more likely to pose a genuine risk to human safety—or even a dog at all. Police claiming a threat to human safety have shot puppies, Chihuahuas, Miniature Dachshunds, and domestic cats, among other pets. In some tragic cases, bullets missed their nonhuman targets and injured or even killed human bystanders instead.

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