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[–] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I see, when it's a dog we use the active voice but when it's a white nationalist we use the passive voice.

No but on a more serious note, why are people who are this unsafe with guns allowed to be gun owners in the US? It's okay though because next time a good guy with a gun will be there to kill the dog before it kills someone.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

there is no test for 'safe gun owner'. most states don't even require a license if it's a shotgun. all you need is an state ID and a background check.

only five states require a gun license. 45 do not.