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AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 a Month to Masturbate—Yes, Really - Decrypt (decrypt.co)

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Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.

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[–] Babalugats@feddit.uk 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Can I hire somebody $500 per month to do it for me?

[–] Meruten@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Sugar babies are probably more expensive than 500 a month. Although things like this probably depend on a lot of factors.

[–] Babalugats@feddit.uk 4 points 16 hours ago

I'm sure i could find somebody to take 5 minutes out of their day, 7 times a day for around $16 per day.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago

I think that commissioning JOI scripts to someone who knows about pacing and then commissioning voice actors would be cheaper