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AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 a Month to Masturbate—Yes, Really - Decrypt (decrypt.co)

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Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.

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[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Jack off instruction ai sounds like the perfect name for what they are. Now the validity of the idea is another thing and unless they have some super shady plans like creating a mind controlled army of masturbators to start robbing banks and sending them the money I don't know how this would ever make money.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Maybe sell the data to religious organizations so they know which porn to lobby against?

Just off the top of my head.