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Corporations Can Vote in Some Delaware Elections, Judge Says (news.bloomberglaw.com)

submitted 2 days ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We are one Super PAC dark money donation away from the Bill of Rights becoming the Bill of Privileges.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It already is. And was. Not everyone gets the benefit of them, particularly if you dont have a white dick.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I'm white, but my dick is significantly darker for some reason I never understood.... just in case this is meant as synecdoche and not specific case law.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hey hey hey leave my teeny tiny vestigial trans dick out of this