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White House honors Harambe 10 years after his death, hailing him as a “true patriot" (thelibertyline.com)
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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For a fraction of a second my brain went to some other less awful universe and I read this sentence as a totally normal thing of like "oh yeah of course, harambe must've been an important person and it's totally normal for rational governments to honour important people".

I want to stay there.

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I wish to stay there with you.