Every time I think we hit rock bottom of the dumbest timeline. The universe goes, “Hold my beer. “

An AI eulogy posted by fascists. Some honor.

Being a Veteran Of The Internet, I know to take screengrabs with a pinch of salt. I'll do my due diligence, thank you!

And, well, I wish I hadn't. Because now I know this is real and oh my fucking god

Before reading this article and hearing the name "Harambe"?

After reading this article?

So tired of having a White House that shit posts like a boomer trying to sound cool to 14 year olds

is truly the most ignorant and least serious culture in all of history.

WTF even is this timeline?

This post makes sense, though. None of these clowns would be on the White House if Harambe were still alive. Basic gratitude post.

They're really just throwing stuff at the wall at this point

Of course they're honoring him, his death sealed the current future where Trump get elected twice.

I prefer a meme-free white house, is that communism?

We're killing people overseas RIGHT NOW. We're arming other countries doing the same thing RIGHT NOW. These aren't joking matters. I won't even get into the various financial problems we're facing, whilst building a goddamn Octagon on WH the front lawn. If you don't have something important to say, shut the fuck up white house.

revolting brevity, Harambe would instinctively attack and dismember any of these clowns on sight.

And now, show me Epstein files.

I wish Trump had been put in cage with Harambe 11 years ago or so.

For a fraction of a second my brain went to some other less awful universe and I read this sentence as a totally normal thing of like "oh yeah of course, harambe must've been an important person and it's totally normal for rational governments to honour important people".

I want to stay there.

Everything that can possibly be ruined, they will leave no stone unturned

What.

Jesus, the entire administration is full of fucking morons. Even the aids that post on social media.

how is the onion even able to keep going at this point?

Fitting.

The new heraldic animal for the bananan republic.

Shit hole country.

I usually try to read the article…and I’m left wondering what in the ever loving fuck I just read.

CIA looking for alien blood lines on 23 and me….I can’t tell real life from tabloid shit any more

As for Harambe, he was not a patriot. He was a beautiful animal that was shot despite being a gentle soul who did not hurt a fallen child. He did not care about human politics or Trumpian bullshit. Lovely being, yes. Martyr, maybe. Patriot, no.

I love how this post inadvertently shits on/ makes fun of 9/11 with the "we all remember what we were doing when it happened" line

Best case for shutting down the internet, imo. Bunch of people with internet poisoned brains in positions of power who would rather talk about an ape that died a decade ago than any problem facing a living human being today.

So it’s been 10 years.

Let’s open the portal to get out of this alternate timeline

Everyone drop acid and walk in circles

The stupid pieces of shit have never known what a patriot is

When's national Dicks Out Day?

meme-washing

cheap, gets likes

the fuck is this retarded shit, go shit on the south lawn you fuckheads

More of a patriot than any of the motherfuckers currently running the country

In this case "dicks out" refers to the mid term elections

...yeah.

beginning to wonder if I've been in a coma since 2015.... and the madness is all just my brain shutting down more and more... because that's the only way this shit makes any sense