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After Traffic Stop for Phone in Right Hand, She Called Out the Problem (www.nytimes.com)

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But before [the deputy] could get very far with his explanation, Ms. Thomas held up her right arm. There was no phone in it. There had never been a phone in it because she has no right hand.

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[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know what, I think I will go watch some George Carlin. Thank you for the suggestion kind stranger

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A lot of what he said was either straight up truth that people found funny, or things people thought were impossible that came to reality.

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