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White House honors Harambe 10 years after his death, hailing him as a “true patriot" (thelibertyline.com)

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[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

I usually try to read the article…and I’m left wondering what in the ever loving fuck I just read.

CIA looking for alien blood lines on 23 and me….I can’t tell real life from tabloid shit any more

As for Harambe, he was not a patriot. He was a beautiful animal that was shot despite being a gentle soul who did not hurt a fallen child. He did not care about human politics or Trumpian bullshit. Lovely being, yes. Martyr, maybe. Patriot, no.