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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 251 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Man this is the kind of political scandal I need. Not one where a rapist conman pedophile bankrupt businessman is just straight up robbing the Treasury.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago

Why do you people keep calling him a businessman?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seriously.

Give me something truly absurd. Not dangerously absurd.

[–] tristynalxander@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Florida elects manatee claiming to be mermaid in AI generated ads.

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Florida man shoots elected manatee claiming to be mermaid in AI generated ads.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

I’m upset that I cannot find that tweet about someone not wanting new, psychotic Joker, but rather old, campy Joker who runs for Mayor of Gotham just so he can pass stupid laws and make people follow them.