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And that’s basically it!
Man this is the kind of political scandal I need. Not one where a rapist conman pedophile bankrupt businessman is just straight up robbing the Treasury.
Seriously.
Give me something truly absurd. Not dangerously absurd.
I’m upset that I cannot find that tweet about someone not wanting new, psychotic Joker, but rather old, campy Joker who runs for Mayor of Gotham just so he can pass stupid laws and make people follow them.
Why do you people keep calling him a businessman?
The alleged ID
Okay so they actually do have dwarfism. That person is 16 years old and should be pretty close to their adult height.
So they have dwarfism and are lying about their age
Why isn’t there a year on any of those dates?
Date of birth: 27th of August 2010
Date of issue: 16th of April 2024
Date of expiry: 15th of April 2029
Passports really should be using four digit years.
Just in case there any kilogenerians?
I mean if you're only using 2 digits then 1926 is gonna read the same as 2026, and there's lots of people over 100 years old...
...not to mention how confusing this would be for Benjamin Button
Just in case anyone reading it might be unsure of the regional date format of ...
*checks passport*
Nigeria.
Isn't that the standard date format of all passports?
It would seem so, til.
There are numeric and alphabetic months, and 2 and 4 digit years, but seems to be dmy consistently.
So I suppose it's only confusing to people who don't know the secret rule of passports. Or if you have a 110 year old with dwarfism who looks 10.
God that's a confusing format, and I know both languages
The point is to remove day/month ambiguity that would be present in numerals. Also, that French is always present, c'est toujours très important. The machine readable one is YYMMDD or YYYYMMDD
I mean even at 16 he still looks like he has dwarfism. dude looks like he's 5.
Looking at the ID, and from other discussions, the prevailing theory is that he does have dwarfism, but has lied about his age.
All the more reason I'm not arsed about it.
This might be the prince who's been emailing me finally taking his power back. I'm certain the rewards are on their way.
i think that's still short for a 16 year old
Is he more educated and has better politics than his colleagues tho? That's more important than age
Watchoo talkin' bout?
By 16 I was adult sized... The dwarfism thing could be true if they're not adult sized lol
I mean, you gotta love the energy and eagerness. Would probably vote for him
He looks like an 8 year old kid.
Nigeria has a few popular actors who have dwarfism. Pawpaw being by far the most famous.
Little guy was just trying to draft on Pawpaw - and the people loved it!
Is that the prince who promised me some money?