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[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Passports really should be using four digit years.

[–] Cytobit@piefed.social 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Just in case there any kilogenerians?

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I mean if you're only using 2 digits then 1926 is gonna read the same as 2026, and there's lots of people over 100 years old...

[–] brem@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

...not to mention how confusing this would be for Benjamin Button

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Just in case anyone reading it might be unsure of the regional date format of ...
*checks passport*
Nigeria.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't that the standard date format of all passports?

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 2 points 5 hours ago

It would seem so, til.

There are numeric and alphabetic months, and 2 and 4 digit years, but seems to be dmy consistently.

So I suppose it's only confusing to people who don't know the secret rule of passports. Or if you have a 110 year old with dwarfism who looks 10.