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Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts
(www.theguardian.com)
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And that’s basically it!
Who was punishing birds for masturbating in the first place? Why!?
This explains all the bird watchers.
I would have just assumed they were preening...
Pretty big difference between preening and rubbing their cloaca on stuff. Ever had a budgie try and fuck your hand?
No, that's never happened to me. Got humped by a lot of dogs as a kid though. I thought they were just hugging me so I was confused when the adults yelled at them...
Tomato, tomato.
People are HORRIBLE with birds. Even the ones that pretend to love them treat them like trash.
And then there's the fuckers that think that their views of the world matters more than anything else, and will punish masturbation because animals don't feel pleasure so it shouldn't be allowed, will punish them for having gay couples because gay shouldn't exist and especially not in animals (else how can you say your main homophobic argument of "gay is unnatural, only degenerate humans do it"), will starve them for "training" purposes, and don't get me started on the diets, environment safety and cage sizes.
There's a reason why the life expectancy of birds doesn't increase in captivity. People are really, really horrible with birds, and the more I read about people who "care" about birds the worse I feel for their birds.
Gay isn't something one can see.
My browsing history disagrees.
I respectfully disagree. I do have this thing installed called “Gaydar”™️ though. Sometimes gets mixed signals if there’s a gay weather balloon near by.
TIL there's a cottage industry of preventing bird mastrubation