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Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2026
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Til that people are punishing birds for masturbating
American Christianity punishes all ideas of enjoying sex, even among animals.
But not between priests and altar boys, it seems
To be fair that's just Catholicism and not American Christianity ™®©.
Don't get me wrong, American Christianity ™®© has its share of pedophiles, possibly even more than catholicism, however it's usually straight because they just believe younger girls are more fertile.
My mind blown
humans never cease to amaze don't they