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[–] quinacridone@mander.xyz 19 points 1 day ago

I used to have budgies, one of the males used to chat up his (male) friend whilst perched on my head... and then he'd start grinding away while still on my head

Fortunately he never left a deposit

Freaky little (head) fucker