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Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I still do it the old-fashioned way and call them "chicks".

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh dude broads hate it when you call 'em chicks

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

What a bunch of cucks.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Dude broads"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

i don't ask where you go after 5 pm. i expect the same respect.