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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who the fuck is researching this and what is the process of their information gathering?

Just a bunch of scientists sitting around watching birds goon all day going "ya, this seems perfectly natural!"

[–] MBech@feddit.dk -5 points 21 hours ago

More importantly, why should I give a shit about the findings and opinions of some seriously disturbed perverts?!?