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Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by aarch0x40@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I dont care if it's natural. im not removing the "no masturbating" sign from our bird feeder.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 12 hours ago

damn it, i was going to drop around for a session!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

I agree. Gotta keep the "bird seed" out of the bird seed.