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That greasy fuck... Everything he touches turns to shit. How is he still alive?
He shook hands with Death and Death turned to shit.
He's held together by nothing but malice.
My grandfather had skin cancer and type 2 diabetes and woke up every morning to eat 2 lemon Tastycake pies. He never quit smoking and couldn't really stand or think well, and wasted his money on eBay cars and trying to flee to different plots of lands around the world.
Anyways, he died just recently at 88 years old.
People forget humans are durable until they aren't. Medicine makes it easier to hide and get a couple extra years, but unfortunately for all of us his body will hold on till it doesnt anymore.
I mean, more than normal amounts of people have tried to kill him
The ideal would be for him to choke on a hamburger. That'd be the most poetic.
I'm not picky 😊
In public, on camera, after boasting he can eat burgers until he's 100.
The Maga nuts will still think it was a Democrat plot.
No purportedly related attack seemingly has been directed or credible. They all were terrible and not even remotely close, so it's either fake, unrelated, or a false flag.
I mean, the White House Correspondents' Dinner one was pretty credible imo.
He got feet inside just past the security gate and then fell down due to nothing. He got a visual on nobody in particular and named nobody in particular and there is no conclusive evidence he fired any bullets. He might as well have stayed home and played in his yard, not even close.
Depending on who you believe.
I think there's a list where they all try to organise schedules so that they don't interfere with each other's plans.
Understandable reaction.
Evil never dies, unfortunately.
He'll die evnetually. Hopefully it's slow and painful.
I'm hoping it's more Stalin/Gaddafi-esque
RFK Jr: (standing by, salivating as he retrieves his fun size field dressing kit from his sock garter)
Sure, but he is doing all this for the corporation oligarch overlords. They are the ones benefiting from all this (Trump takes his cut of course), and they will want to keep benefiting after he dies.
But is there any reason to expect things will suddenly get better when he does? His allies will fight each other for the throne when he dies and the most unscrupulous will win it
Nah, you're fucked. It will take decades to get to the point the US was in before he got president.
https://ishedeadyet.run/#status