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[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 126 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Especially if you eat it instead of smoking.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

yes but but

damnit after quitting nicotine in two phases I'll be damned if my autistic ass isn't realizing that the hand to mouth thing is a hard bitch to give up

that being said

what's your favorite recipe or something

[–] earlgrey0@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I know a person who got addicted to using chapstick to get that hand to mouth fixation. Just constantly applying it. Your mileage may vary.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 8 points 1 day ago

i got a little necklace with a hollow metal tube on it. i really don't even suck or blow on it anymore. i just like flinging it around my fingers, kinda like yo-yo tricks.

oh shit maybe i should get a yo-yo

anecdote time

my biggest issue is when I'm working on computer, i really need to have something hanging out of my mouth.

this was a recent development after going through a phase with vapes that were light enough for me to just hold with my lips, I was never one of those guys that could work with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth. tried a couple of times when i was younger and always gagged

what’s your favorite recipe or something

I make really good cherry-garlic ribs.

  • 1 cup soy sauce
  • 1 cup cider vinegar
  • 1 can cherries (pitted)
  • some beer or wine
  • dr pepper OR cherry cola
  • 1 jalapeno pepper
  • 1 small can of tomato paste
  • 4-5 cloves of garlic (chopped small)

roast that at 275 for 5-6 hours

[–] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Fried chicken seasoning: 2 Tablespoons Kosher Salt 2 Tablespoons Hungarian Paprika 2 Teaspoons Garlic Powder 1 Teaspoon Cayenne Pepper 🤌

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Me listening to a discussion comparing two things then going "uh, actually this third thing is also bad"

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Newsflash: many employed people use drugs.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 16 points 1 day ago

I'm high at work right now!

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Good thing I'm not unemployed then.

No worries. The rat race will too. Or at least kill the humanity you contained, and leave you a shell of a being.