With booze, you lose. With dope, there's hope!
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2026
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Especially if you eat it instead of smoking.
yes but but
damnit after quitting nicotine in two phases I'll be damned if my autistic ass isn't realizing that the hand to mouth thing is a hard bitch to give up
that being said
what's your favorite recipe or something
Yeah, I know a person who got addicted to using chapstick to get that hand to mouth fixation. Just constantly applying it. Your mileage may vary.
i got a little necklace with a hollow metal tube on it. i really don't even suck or blow on it anymore. i just like flinging it around my fingers, kinda like yo-yo tricks.
oh shit maybe i should get a yo-yo
anecdote time
my biggest issue is when I'm working on computer, i really need to have something hanging out of my mouth.
this was a recent development after going through a phase with vapes that were light enough for me to just hold with my lips, I was never one of those guys that could work with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth. tried a couple of times when i was younger and always gagged
what’s your favorite recipe or something
I make really good cherry-garlic ribs.
- 1 cup soy sauce
- 1 cup cider vinegar
- 1 can cherries (pitted)
- some beer or wine
- dr pepper OR cherry cola
- 1 jalapeno pepper
- 1 small can of tomato paste
- 4-5 cloves of garlic (chopped small)
roast that at 275 for 5-6 hours
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unemployment will kill you
Me listening to a discussion comparing two things then going "uh, actually this third thing is also bad"
Newsflash: many employed people use drugs.
I'm high at work right now!
Good thing I'm not unemployed then.
No worries. The rat race will too. Or at least kill the humanity you contained, and leave you a shell of a being.
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Be Unemployed
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Do literally anything
Fascist: "This is why you're unemployed"
The idea that losers abuse substances is the one of the dumbest correlation/causation mistakes. Almost as stupid as "black people are more likely to be criminal".
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I smoked weed and went progressively harder for the last few years.I really enjoyed it a lot: my joints felt better, sleep was easier, I found more joy in movies, TV shows, music, food, and sex. Exercise was easier and I lost weight.
Starting last fall I noticed my memory was getting bad, and at times my mind woukd just shut down. So at first I cut back, then stopped it entirely. Been completely off for 3 months nkw, which should be more than enough time for all the THC to be out of my system and my canmabanoid receptors to be reset. I never used it until my 30's so there should.be pretty much no risk of long-term issues.
Since then, I'm proud to report that those same problems just got even worse AND I've lost all of the benefits! Yay!
Yeah I am on a break too and haven't noticed this lightning fast recall that others talked about in terms of memory. But then again I smoked a lot and never had that bad of a memory to begin with unless I was like cheech and Chong level baked
Try playing n-back games to improve your memory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-back
Memory is a skill and can atrophy over time, but you can also improve it over time with the right practice.
Sounds like it’s time to start using again haha
I’ve used medical marijuana for close to 20 years now for an autoimmune disease. Yeah maybe I’m a little more forgetful, but hot damn! Being able to get out of bed and function is worth it.
Have you ever saw half a police department steping on someones ass or breaking into a house because someone got a few dozens of well brewed alcoholic beverages? Alcohol is safer
Not everyone lives in a country with stupid drug laws. The danger is not from weed, it's from your dogshit government.
I thought it was obvious that that was my argument
Unfortunately no opinion is too stupid to be sincere on the internet, can't be sure anything is sarcasm unless it has an /s
That does occasionally happen in Saudi - for sure. Mostly it’s the immigrants being raided, for obvious reasons.
Have you seen molotov cocktails?
You mean the things that protects you from the police? I thought they were made from mixing naphta with some other liquid. Alcohol burn fast, naphta causes better effect.
I used to live in a dry cleaners and the thought of flaming naphtha is terrifying
Sorry gents and gentiles, moderation is the only safe thing, and sometimes not even that.
Oof, so I basically said "Jewish men, and everyone else" 😬
Edit: er? Wait, theres some nested logic shit going on here.
Yeah the phrase to me means all men, and all non Jewish people, so by definition everyone but Jewish women, heh. It struck me as funny so instead of working I made a stupid venn diagram, which seemed a better use of my time.
Wait, you made that? I don't know what your work is, but this was definitely a better use of your time!
I agree, it was very informative, I only said it cause it rhymed lol
"Everything in moderation, including moderation."
One can still be safer than the other.
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Alcohol cures liver
It can also cure life
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