turtlesareneat

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[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

a "processed meat slab" according to the article, which is clearly off and beginning to rot. Never eat meat that looks like an oil slick, it's a telltale sign... god I'd hate to be on bathroom duty there.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This stuff used to bother me but then I observed nature and its cruel rules for long enough, and I realized that suffering is one of the few constants in life, one of the guarantees. Wasps that paralyze spiders for months so they can be eaten alive by their offspring, bird species where most chicks are left to stave to death, etc... yeah nature is just as cruel as humans can be, but at a much larger scale in perpetuity, and we're a lot more efficient at turning that suffering into greater good that lessens the suffering of others in perpetuity. So, while I don't condone or even like to think about baby monkey experiments, I will not bat an eye at lab mice being given Parkinson's so we can observe and seek answers and cures.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 1 points 3 days ago

I did it all for the lulz (come on) the lulz (come on) so you can take that lol and stick it in your ahaha

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 3 days ago

And there's every chance they'll continue to steal power, steal the elections, maintain control of the most powerfully diminishing country on Earth. So it doesn't matter how much of the world hates them, at least to those of us trapped under them. The patients are running the asylum, they've shot the guards, and life goes on.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I think I've accepted the finality of the future we have in store, and then sometimes I get really irate and want to go scream at the deniers I know. It's a weird balance. How do you mourn the future? Real question, my therapist is struggling with it too.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 3 points 3 days ago

I've already started production on a line of (still in stealth mode). I think I can do enough in sales - both direct to consumer and wholesale to shops - to patent it and then cover my mortgage and other bills. And hey, if AI doesn't take my job, maybe I'll finally get out of debt. Of course it could fail and I'll be out the seed money, but I'll also have hundreds of (product) to remind me of my shame, so, whatever.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the more a accurate headline be "Fetterman is the only pro-Iran-War senator to claim to be a democrat?"

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Can you imagine how furious the shareholders would be if we built hospitals and water treatment facilities with their money?!

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You don't want to discover you wanted to layer the queef track AFTER the artist has left the studio.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, holy water fart bubbles are my kink

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca -4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can certainly compile and run your own apps, you need to pay the developer fee if you want to distribute the software to other people's Macs or iOS, or use advanced features like iCloud integration or push messages.

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