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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If you see someone stealing food... No you didnt. Move on.

[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure but also. If you see someone stealing, no you didn't.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on what and from whom. If I see someone stealing some poor bastard's car, I'm saying something.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah or a bicycle, leave peoples bikes the fuck alone assholes.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Found the dutchie

edit: not a nerve I expected to touch lol

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The guy stuffing 10lbs of ribeye steaks in his jacket is not Jean Valjean.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The guy judging someone created within a sick society of abundance is the problem. Not the individual who feels the need to steal food just to get by. (for whatever reason. Even if they are using the money to buy drugs. Very few addicts got hooked because they partied too much. Most get hooked because our society is unwell from the top down.)

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip -3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Most get hooked because our society is unwell from the top down.

And yet the vast majority of people in that unwell society don't end up being addicts. So there might be some other factors involved besides that, that are more relevant to the actual problem.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Pretty much every person that I know is addicted to caffeine. And those who aren’t have a serious sugar problem.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

So addiction determines someone's right to eat? You see that's the difference between you and me. No matter how bad things get for you, I always want you to be fed, loved, housed, have community, access to educate, etc. Because I know those things are not in real short supply. Just those who have never been on the other side.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unless they pulled up in a jag and are wearing fur.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Ya I'd just feel sad for them, realize I didn't see anything. And then move on with my day.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca -4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

until I see them go outside to their luxury SUV and leave their shopping cart in the way

then I'm making a scene

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Why is this the default response? The only truly upsetting thing is them not returning the shopping cart. Everything else just makes me feel sad for them and our society.