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Shopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thief (www.bbc.com)

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[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All the people in this thread saying shoplifters should be confronted. No amount of theft is worth my life, or your's. Shops have cameras. Call the police.

Then, fix the underlying problems in society. I know that is hard work, but we as a society need to stop abandoning our responsibility to make this world a better place for everyone.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Fucking seriously. I was the hbic of the arcade at a Dave and Buster's, and because I was built like an NFL tight end, they asked me to enforce the mask mandate att it was happening. I said absolutely not! I ain't getting shot cause of some idiot.