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Shopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thief (www.bbc.com)

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Fucking seriously. I was the hbic of the arcade at a Dave and Buster's, and because I was built like an NFL tight end, they asked me to enforce the mask mandate att it was happening. I said absolutely not! I ain't getting shot cause of some idiot.