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[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

As a rarity, woman don't have adam's apples generally, just as woman don't have testicles and dicks, although a few do.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

unless they take lots of roids.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If women don't have larynxes, how do they speak?

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You are too dumb to respond to further. Ha ha ha, are you for real? Jesus Christ, hates you.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 18 hours ago

This unhinged reply non-figuratively made me laugh. Legit thanks, I needed that today.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

I do know what it's called when the larynx is prominent on a woman's neck? (Might have to gimme a lil' hint.)