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UFC Fighter Declares “Michelle Obama Is a Man” After Winning Match at White House
(www.hollywoodreporter.com)
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Let's say that, hypothetically, this is true. Out of all the angles to compare Trump and Obama, does this guy really think that Trump's relationship with marriage make him look better?
And it wasn't even the dumbest thing that happened there that day.
What a weird thing to say.
Surprised he didn't salute and Hail Tr*mp.
Well, that's just embarrassing. And Rogan stands there grinning like a monkey. The world thinks we're stupid...because we are.
Rogan takes everything as a joke so he doesn't have to think too hard.
How can POC put down other POC? You're not gonna be a white guy no matter how hard you try.
Did anyone expect anything better from the White Trash House?
The media said nothing about it. The so-called free press is 100 percent complicit.
Yeah well, did you see how quickly that stupid moron reporter backed down after she actually asked a challenging question to stupid Trump. Now she's begging for another fucking interview and promising to be a good little girl. Anybody who watches that bullshit is stupider than she is.
Hilarious that Bud Light is a sponsor after MAGA canceled them. Everyone involved is a degenerate.
Budweiser? You mean that shit ass beer brand that screwed over the LGBTQ+ personality that they hired to sell their crap ass beer?
I wouldn't drink their fucking piss water if you paid me.
It's almost like these beer companies don't give a fuck about humanity and just want to poison us for profit.
Like most companies.
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Is that a compliment since being a woman is "bad" and everyone knows that being married to a woman makes you gay (per Andrew tate).
So from that perspective they may be complimenting the Obamas. 😅
Who can know these things.
Was Andrew Tate the one who fisted himself on live cam to prove he was straight? I'm sure I remember hearing something like that about one of those guys. Kinda respect a move like that, TBF. I hope it catches on.
Gavin McInnes, Proud Boys founder.
Has there ever been a point in history where the entire white house needed to be hosed down in Purell after a White Trash president finally dies?
My prediction? The entire White House will literally be a smoldering crater by the time this administration is done. They'll do the same thing to the others parts as they did the East Wing, and none of the replacement work will be even seriously started before the end of the administration. The next president will be operating out of an old Vietnam-era surplus military tent.
Clinton?
For different reasons, yes
True.
So, guess Rogan is cool with the pedophile in chief again? Just zero fucking self respect, anything for mooooooorrreee.
again
I was never aware he stopped being a maga fan.
When you're selling yourself it doesn't ever pay to have scruples.
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....what a fucking loser
“Melanie Trump was a prostitute for Epstein.”
There both sides can do it. Only our side is factual.
Melania Trump is the only First Lady in U.S. history whose pussy you can see on the internet.
Wait really? How did i miss this?
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Its like Macho Man Randy Savage, but somehow trashier.
Comparing a trash ass UFC fighter with Randy Macho Man Savage is wrong on so fucking many levels. 😡
Hey! Whoa! C'mon now! Randy Savage wasn't trashy! He would NEVER approve of what's going on right now!
Hogan on the other hand.....
Yeah Macho Man always looked silly, but he was definitely classier than that
“Mmmm yeah, I mean it’s humiliating enough, but isn’t there something, like, more you could do to embarrass the nation?”
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