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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Wait, how much did the 8 year old drink? ;)

lol, I know, it's just a funny headline...

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 12 points 7 months ago

It's Missouri, so honestly it could go either way.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago

It's funny, but it's exactly what I thought when I first read it.

[–] Zaktor@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

The trick is giving your 8 year old just enough alcohol to get them in the zone, but not too much. It's hard to ride that line as an adult, but for children it's even tougher. Missouri mom just went a little over and their kid's driving went to shit. She'll do better next time.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Most responsible Missouri resident.

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hey buddy, I'm from Missouri, and you are 100% correct!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Nobody is really from Missouri, it’s a made up state so Floridians feel better about themselves.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Wait, who drank too much?

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 12 points 7 months ago

Florida Man beware, Missouri Mother is here to take your crown...

[–] restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

"The woman's attorney, Steven Kratky, said at his client's bond hearing that she not only has two children to take care of but also works as a home health aide and provides care for an elderly homebound grandparent, according to the Riverfront Times."

I know being a home care worker sucks, but JFC.

[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

This headline is likely going to make someone think they are going to be hearing, "You are under arrest for allowing an under aged minor to operative a vehicle, including while under the influence of alcohol. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of the law. You also have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand your rights?"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

She must have crossed over one of the bridges from the Illinois side. They really need to put up roadblocks or something.

[–] whoreticulture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Yikes, the kid was seen driving in the wrong direction. Honestly just incredible they survived.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At least this sort of thing probably stops being a problem when self-driving cars get sufficiently deployed.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

I've been saying this for years. I think it's an inevitability that will save a lot of lives