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[–] hi_its_me@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Out of curiosity, has there ever been a teardown of one of these to see what kind of snake oil actually powers them?

[–] GloriaTheFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The first version was actually patented, so we know how that one worked fully. The latest versions are secretive but they still likely measure the same thing.

https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/hubbard-patent.html

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 47 points 1 year ago

Or given that the device’s purpose is to be a prop for psychological manipulation, the current ones might, rather than simply reading out skin resistance, produce some other value more conducive to that purpose. I’m which case, dumping and disassembling the firmware would be as much a threat to Scientology as dumping slot machine firmware would be to casinos and gambling firms. (True story: someone once did this with a slot machine, proving that it was rigged.)

[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sadly midichlorians make sense compared to episodes 7, 8 and 9.

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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can anyone translate this into Dummy please? What is it doing, according to that patent?

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s measuring resistance, just like a multimeter can. Basically, it’s measuring how “difficult” it is for electricity to reach from A to B. High quality wire will have low resistance, while something like rubber has a very high resistance. This is basically just measuring resistance and moving a needle back and forth on a meter. It’s an Electrical Engineering 101 class project.

[–] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What makes certain people have different measurements? I assume that’s what they’re after in the cult to determine who goes where

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Our skin layer is about the worst conductor of our bodies but if you have wet salty skin you'll show a higher reading. Maybe that's all the data they need. Maybe they're onto something

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

This goes a step further though.

Because they are questioning you while "on the cans", your skin's electrical conductivity will change naturally even if being completely honest. These momentary blips will cause the person conducting the interview to ask you more personal, more intimate questions, with the goal of you over sharing.

Basically they use the flawed technology that is the lie detector and based an entire religion around it.

Honestly not a bad idea, if I'm being completely honest and devoid of human empathy.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Isn't there a name for bullshit devices that produce some ouput that has no bearing on what is being tested? Like that device Dee and Charlie use when they are in the superberry MLM on Sunny in Philadelphia. Like, its snake oil but I thought there was a word for that kind of thing.

[–] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you mean? That machine measured stress very accurately and displayed it in standard stress units

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My biggest issue was the lack of clarity over where one should place their feet. Kinda important

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[–] ElleChaise@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's like a voltmeter set to resistance mode. It can detect small changes in electrical energy and show that change on a meter that moves right for higher resistance, and left for lower resistance. In other words, it's a bunch o' bull crap.

[–] m_r_butts@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Measuring galvanic skin resistance isn't bullshit. But it's certainly not telling them what they claim it does.

Devices of that type are usually advertised to consumers as biofeedback machines and used for detecting autonomic sympathetic arousal to train the user to control anxiety.

Because of the harsh consequences in Scientology of failing an auditing session, Scientologists also to learn to control their responses when they're on a meter. In effect, users can train themselves to lie to it. This is how they end up with those stares that are somehow both intense and vacant.

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Taking it as an abstract, I could see how that would be an incredible tool for building a cohesive unit of people.

I've read the Dianetics book because when I was a kid I would see the ads and I was like oh that's interesting and then I found a copy out of thrift store.

Dianetics offers you you know your maximum human mental potential and freedom from all of your psychosomatic and psychological illnesses. No anxiety, no schizophrenia, no bipolar disorder, no lying to yourself about anything.

And on the surface that seems good but you know obviously if it were actually capable of unlocking human potential it would now be standard course in American education.

But you put all of that aside and think about it from a different angle, and what you have is a machine that measures anxiety and a person you're telling all of your deepest darkest secrets and fears to, and you repeat the Dianetics process until you have told every single thing that you can think of about your entire life to another person.

And at that point, you're no longer anxious around that person, so the e-meter says that you have reached "clear".

Now you're surrounded with people who know all of your deepest darkest secrets and fears and completely and totally accept you as long as you adhere to their society's rules.

It's very fascinating, I couldn't imagine a better way to build a cult than with a system like that.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So it's a lie detector? Lol

[–] quicksand@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I think it's just a human detector. Or an anything that touches both contacts detector

[–] RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yes. And just as meaningful as one. (aka not)

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Although you do realize that technically, if their new versions are not patented then they are considered trade secrets right? If you can get your hands on one and patent it then you have a decent pathway to sue the Church of Scientology for patent infringement.

That would be a fun one to work out

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They could get your patent invalidated if they can demonstrate you copied them

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

I like that fundamental misunderstandings of how the law works can still be found on this website, was my favorite part of reddit

[–] Rayston@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

wouldnt that force them to admit the public patent and all its details are a copy? thus confirming exactly how the device works.....and isnt that something they dont want?

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

They would still have to pay an inordinate amount of money in legal fees fighting it, and if they invalidate the patent then the publication would go public domain.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sure, and then they either disappear you, or you have an "accident". Or you just so happened to get beaten half to death in the restroom by a "random" act of violence.

Or anything equally as sinister, but to your finances, possessions, loved ones, or life.

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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes. Guy on Reddit a few years ago stole one out of a tent where they were giving free readings and did a full tear down. It’s a cheap Chinese ohm meter with a few extra circuits added for fancy dials and lights. It’s basically a movie prop.

Edit: of course it was part of the purge: https://www.reddit.com/r/electronics/comments/8zrlav/detailed_teardown_of_a_scientology_emeter_high/?rdt=44960

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn I would have loved to see that.

[–] hackitfast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Given the era, I would suspect more like a single 9 volt battery.

[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 8 points 1 year ago

I imagine whoever tries gets sued into oblivion faster than John Deere with a farmer fixing his tractor

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I might have a solution, just hear me out… what if they just folded their phony religion and left everyone alone? See? Everyone wins!

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck scientology, but honestly, props to Ron. It takes a significant amount of rizz and a good lack of fucks to go from being quoted on how lucrative it would be to start a religion while he was a well known science fiction author, only to make a religion and gain untold wealth.

I mean it's one thing to grift an idiot, but when you tell them to their face that you're going to grift them who's fault is it really?

[–] BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Problem is when you start grifting kids. They can't exactly consent. Same issue with any religion/grift really. If it's aimed at a child it's abuse.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Repairing" as in "noticing they don't actually do anything beside measuring resistance like any common multimeter from the DIY shop"

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do they even measure resistance? Hold the probes on a multimeter. Tell me how much resistance you're measuring. With my MM I'm registering microohms.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That just goes to show how important proper training is. Without the right scientology certifications you have no idea how many evil alien ghosts living in your soul those microohms indicate!

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

... Do you mean you're measuring megaohms (M) across your body? Or microohms (u) between probes directly? Or milliohms (m)?

I've wet my finger and measured like 30kOhms across a half inch of skin or so. And if you get into your bloodstream, the salty liquid has very low resistance BUT BUT BUT this will kill you if the probe paths across your heart

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[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 30 points 1 year ago

Zenu forbid everyone finds out their off-the-shelf multimeter from the 70s is just as special and important as their beliefs (not at all).

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Someone should invent an e-meter that's ten times as accurate.

ETA: That might just be a biofeedback device.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's hard to define concepts like "accuracy" when the basic claim is that the gadget can count the evil dead alien ghosts living in your head to hassle you.

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[–] callmemagnus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

When Scientology is your ally... You're on the bad track

Not the onion

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It occurs to me the CoS doesn't need a state law preventing outside sources from repairing their gizmos. An intra-church policy will do just fine.

Similarly the Catholic Church doesnt need to impose a state law against third parties making Uriel's®️ Heavy Duty Double-Divine Holy Water for demon huntering and exorcism when an internal ruling will do as well. The same for Uriel's Fastin-EZ quick-transubstantiation communion wafers (available also in chocolate, mint and sweetcream flavors!).

[–] ours@lemmy.film 5 points 1 year ago

There is a group offering CoS-equivalent services free of charge as a bit of a challenge to it (CoS Lite, CoS Methadone). They do so by acquiring these devices second-hand and I guess maintaining them is needed and the CoS wants to limit their impact by limiting their right to repair the devices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Zone_(Scientology)

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