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[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If he gets treated better than Kaepernick I might quit the NFL. He needs to lose his job and either come crawling back to another team down the road after an apology tour (Michael Vick style) or stay gone and join Fox News.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

You need to quit the NFL. They're super regressive, don't care about their athletes, try to hide science about injuries rather than improve their sport, pay super low for their athletes relative to other sports despite massive revenues.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 months ago

Why would they care, this is exactly what the owners eat up

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 23 points 6 months ago

About as tender as some beef jerky that's been left out for over a century