Regardless of political leanings, if one of the steps in your master plan is "receive pardon from glorious leader once they return to power", you might want to rethink what you're about to do.
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2023
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Trump May pardon him, despite all his pretending he doesn’t know what a proud boy is.
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Dollars to donuts Trump doesn't even know this dude exists.
Or would care to.
I'd pay good money to see his face the moment he realizes that Trump isn't going to help him
Sorry, that isn't a pay to win feature. You'll have to wait the 16 years 11 months and 25 days for him to realize it.
Where's the remind me bot when you need it....
but he believes it with all his heart.. all teaspoon and a half of it..
A lot of prisons have video phones now.
You could probally actually call him if you want to pay $10/min or whatever it is.
As tempting as that sounds, Talking to insurrectionists for fun is probably a good way to get put on a list.
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He thought Trump was gonna pay their lawyers as well.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed this one.
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Dude, he's already forgotten about you, if he ever knew who you were in the first place. He most certainly doesn't care if you rot in jail or not. In fact, he'd probably get off on it if he knew.
If someone told Trump about this guy 4 years from now, he'd be bragging about how there were dudes doing long jailtime for him, because that's how great he is. Getting Biggs out of prison would mean less bragging rights. He literally has an incentive to keep him in there.
Look at this guy, thinks he’s better than the Tiger King.
Trump could have pardoned him on January 7th.
Trump doesn't give a shit about them.
Also, Trump is about to get removed from the ballot in several states.
“Also, Trump is about to get removed from the ballot in several states.”
I hope you’re correct.
I wouldn't count on the 14th argument. There's going to be so many lawsuits flying around they're going to have to put a jetway at the Supreme Court, and Alito, Kavanaugh, Thomas, and whatsherface will tie themselves in knots to force that shitstain back on us.
Just like Joe Exotic !
Came here to say "have your limo waiting!"
If there weren't a million reasons to not vote for Trump already, keeping this POS behind bars is just one more to add to the pile.
Yeah, you served your purpose and you failed... enjoy prison.
Thoughts and prayers
Trump can't pardon the shiv your cellmate sticks into you because you won't stop talking about Trump all the damn time. Just put a little hydroxychloroquine on the wound and walk it off!
Lol trump only cares about himself this dudes in for a wild ride. Don't drop the soap my man.
I'm guessing, because he's clearly a moron, that he doesn't realize that former presidents don't have pardoning power.
Depends how brain damaged you assume this guy is, but he either thinks trump will win in 24 or that trump is secretly the actual for real president. Probably the former but I wouldn't bet on it.
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lmao, has this guy ever heard Trump's opinion on losers? Don't expect a pardon any time soon, bucko.
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Joe exotic already tried this
I don't think he gets that Trump will NEVER be elected again. It's possible for Trump to even wind up in a state or federal penitentiary; assuming that his defense fails to convince a judge.
He's almost certainly going to be the Republican candidate. There's a very real treath of him becoming president again.
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I remember being one of the fools who thought he wouldn’t stand a chance the first time around.
This time around I’m praying and I’m not even religious.
I live in red country. I hear them every day. Teachers, lawyers, doctors, nurses, police officers, farmers, constructions workers, welders, even dirt poor disabled welfare recipients. They all say, “I can’t wait until Trump gets back in and fixes this mess.”
The media they consume all says he’s innocent. The podcasts they listen to all cheer for the day his political opponents are jailed.
Even with the recording where he pressured officials to find more votes. Even with all of the charges. Even with the republicans who come out and talk about his crimes.
To them it’s all political theater from the left. It’s all a big conspiracy to take down the greatest man who ever lived.
I’ve heard the words, “poor old Trump. It’s a shame what they’re putting him through, and he just keeps going because he loves America.”
The threat is real. Please please please, don’t think for a second he can’t win.
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He's going to eat shit for a long time.
Is Trump the new Jesus or something?
"Thoughts and prayers" or whatever?
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Bless his freaking heart.
Right after he pays his legal bills...
How many gramss of copium he's putting on his prison food as seasoning?
Where is the court room video of his crying and begging?
Well, if the worst comes to pass and that orange bastard actually does become president again, it'll be fun to watch Joey Bigtime Biggs squirm waiting for that mythical pardon. Assuming we're not all nuclear vapor by that point.
Sure, you could believe this asshat when he says, "We went there with no plan!"
Or you could believe the Mount Everest of evidence the prosecutor had via texts, emails, and call records.
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