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[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Traffic is gonna be a nightmare.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the question should’ve been “if your fridge were permanently stocked with all your vices” (& your living room was chock full of blackjack, sex workers, and cocaine)

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Long wait times for the toilets

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thirteened this. I don’t take those substances and I have yet to find a place where the food tastes about half as gourmet as my own cooked meals.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Try your local genie

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[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 34 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I think you asked this in the wrong community, this is better suited for c/asklemmy. This community is for earnest questions.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This felt too stupid for !asklemmy@lemmy.ml but you are probably right about that

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The "what would you do" type of questions where everyone shares their subjective opinions is exactly the type of question asklemmy is for. Nostupidquestions is for questions seeking objective answers.

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[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 4 months ago

I'm in the opposite boat, this feels too opinionated, and not serious enough for c/nostupidquestions

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why the fuck would I ever show up at work ever again? Sounds excellent.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 26 points 4 months ago

Sleep in the Temptation Mart, duh

[–] Endmaker@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Housing / home ownership counts as a temptation too.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

They’re guaranteed to have really nice tents.

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How does this affect your daily life?

It'd take a substantial amount of days off my life, but I consider that a bonus

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is why we have zoning laws, folks.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Oh god my neighborhood would become a magnet for annoying people. I'd move.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Free food you say? I guess I can put up with the traffic...

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How does complimentary gambling work btw?

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

No vig on bets, no green tiles on roulette.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I move into the store permanently and then die of a heart attack after about a month. I imagine I would have no regrets.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

A month long, fatal binge is probably not that high of a budget. Don't let your dreams be dreams!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Keep this away from them!

(edit, not accusing of bad credit necessarily, just preempting a possible objection)

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

It's too easy to ignore these temptations if I have to go out and aquire them myself with my own money lol

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Great! Free food that I don’t have to cook! I’d be instantly spoiled. The rest of it I don’t care about.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There will be a lot of strangers in the stairwell in my apartment building.

If the place was actually called "Temptation Mart", I would be very suspicious, a Temptation usually means that if you fall for it, something bad will happen.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Hey, Stoy, wanna go to the Temptations show with me?"

"I dunno... What's the catch?"

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 8 points 4 months ago

i get a job at temptation mart, ez commute and discounts and maybe i can wear cute little horns at work!?

[–] missingno@fedia.io 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All complimentary meaning free food? Well that helps me save quite a bit on groceries then.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

If you can resist endless donuts and cakes and ice cream and all that!

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm getting Lotus Hotel and Casino vibes.

Make you never want to leave and become a zombie.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey that is what it might look like!

So if I only ever made it this far…

…and thought it too much appealed to kids, think that would change if I kept reading?

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Percy Jackson books (movies less so but still decent) are absolutely great. Regardless of age they are still good!

[–] corroded@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I spend less money on beer and don't have to drive to get it. Otherwise, not much has changed.

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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Sublet my apartment

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 4 months ago

So much noise! 😩

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

New modern remake of I dream of Genie, right here! Genie is a badass temptress this time, and it's produced by HBO so they can have nudity.

.............I have GOT to stop comkng up with dark but creative pilots for shows I want to watch but aren't even being considered.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

i'd like to see a new Dream of Genie where she's constantly trying to seduce some lower-class guy who's actually trying to improve his world and she's always inserted a gotcha which sabotages the good idea. he slowly hates her and she loves him more for it.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Youd Become happy for a few months. And it would become normal, then eventually boring. And you would find hobbies again.

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[–] xep@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago

Sounds to me like we've solved scarcity. Excellent.

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

I'd get a normal amount of food and carry on the way I have been. Cutting out the grocery bill would be a life changer.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I might check out some of the food, but the odds are pretty high that I won't like it. So I'm probably safe.

[–] spiderman@ani.social 1 points 4 months ago

might have some fun having alcohol

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