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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon has an itch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My brother once got a huge scab on his knee and the top of it opened up and formed a pocket, so we put a penny in it lol

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to be literate.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a horrible time to be hungry. 🤮

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so, staying in the subject of horribleness, have you ever realised the throwing up emoji looks like someone sucking shrek's cock?

im so soory

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 1 year ago

I can't unsee the Shreked emoji.

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 year ago

Doing weirdly disgusting things spur of the moment is one thing. But deliberately waiting to do it, having given yourself a bit to realize how gross it is? That's not right.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Dermatophagia - “one type of body-focused repetitive behavior (BFRB)”

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago

I’ve seen a lot of gross shit from Anon over the years, but this is among the worst.

[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago

Sometime needs to be watching him all the time. This is why they invented God.