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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

4chan is a sea of garbage.

greentext communities are held up by the patient people trudging through shit, who post the rare pearl or two you rarely find there.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

a few times they jokingly banned porn on /b/ for 24 hours or so, and it was absolutely epic. the content was so good. old users coming back and having a laugh. just like the golden days of /b/

they should do this again

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

the internet : a slot machine for things that make you smile a bit.

payout rate : 1 laugh per 100 minutes

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

capchas are so real. Those things suck

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

4chan's captchas are some of the hardest I've ever seen, it's not enough that it's hard to tell what the fuck it's written but having to align the text beforehand is just evil.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's why everyone is using browser addons or mobile apps that solve it for you. It's not very resilient against computers solving them, it seems.

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Somehow it never occured to me to look for captcha solvers, got to try that next time I visit the site, although I doubt it'll work very well.

[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago (5 children)

how to find authentic green texts on 4chan?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Here's the fun thing about greentexts: you can in theory write them on any other platform.

> gets politician called as evil stalinist by other
> looks inside
> the mildest form of social democracy imaginable

Also other platforms, such as Lemmy are often better than 4chan.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it won't be written by anon, but why not

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

I'm dch82, not anon

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago

Check out the regular occurring generals and threads that ask specifically for people's stories. GreenTexts outside of that are shunned because they don't want the board spammed by blogposting.

A lot of the posts are shit unless you share the hobby. You will be sifting through so much shit to find something mildly entertaining. I would not recommend.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That’s the great part, you don’t

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Browse /b/ or /int/ long enough

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

I can't tell if you're joking, malicious, stupid or sincere.

Take my sage.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

WTMYWTSC

What does that mean?

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

webms that make you want to say "cool"

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"newfriend" is the word filter 😂

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a bunch of horseshit. What's it meant to be?

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Replace "friend" with the worst F-word you can imagine.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)