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I can't help but imagine their mom as an overly dramatic movie mom who spends 4/5 of the movie flailing and clutching her hair, running around screaming hysterically while everybody else ignores her completely until she passes out at the end from exhaustion.
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS
When my brother came out to my mom as bi, she just smiled, laughed and said "sounds good. Not really a big thing to me." And said she wouldn't care either way if it makes us happy.
10/10 would recommend sane parents.
are your parents single?