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Just swim across--the crocodiles are still at the meeting.

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[–] SecretSauces@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna need a list of all these jokes to keep track of continuity

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Looking at OPs post history... They missed one actually

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Wait... what's the missing one?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 23 minutes ago

Still karma whoring then!

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I always heard it starting with:

"You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left?

299"

The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with:

"But... They still don't make it across, why?

Because you threw a brick at them!"

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

The brick joke is an absolute classic. The only tragedy is that it's hard to set up without other people coming in with the payoff before you can.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Haven't heard that one before. Brilliant.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

🤔 Me wondering how the rubber band will come into play in a day or two.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 2 points 30 minutes ago

I still don't get it