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submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Probably per capita

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Even then it's not true. Sweden and Finland regularly trade first place when it comes to coffee consumption per capita.

So that the US sold be in first is just not true. And if I know for fact that's not true. I have serious doubts about the rest of his claims

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes, they are having an amazing time per capita.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Nah these people are 1/3 caffeine.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Would be funny if it wasn't complete bs. Except for the amazing time part. They're fun folk.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Based on their mystery novels and TV shows, everyone there is depressed and living in a stark, bleak landscape.

I'm thinking they want to discourage tourism.

[–] joe_cool@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They also whip each other with shrubbery in the sauna. (or so I've heard)

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm from Finland (shares border with Norway) and yes, that's a thing. I mean who wouldn't love them some hot sweaty whipping anyhow?

Just remember to use birch and not spruce.

[–] BigDickEnergy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

I know the coffee bit is bullshit (https://coffeeabout.com/coffee-consumption-by-country/) so likely the other stuff is too