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[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These two clearly don't know about titanium.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Steel is much stronger than titanium.

Titanium is a middle ground between steel and aluminum.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only fly in airplanes made of 100% American steel.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Iron and bronze have entire ages of history named after them, so…

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This idiot forgot the beer can age

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Beer cans have a plastic liner, otherwise the beer would eat through the aluminum.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aluminum "rusts" as well. White rust. Aluminum oxide.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in fact, it rusts so fast, that it's pretty much impossible to get a "clean" aluminium surface while oxygen is around

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They had to invent an entirely new style of welding to weld it correctly because it rusts so much you can't even melt it for welding reliably.

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Really? No one's on the Tungsten train over here? Highest melting point of all metals. It's also called 'the devourer of tin'. Now that's metal for ya.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The true tossup is actually mercury or lead.

Both insanely useful metals with a massive variety of helpful traits.

And the universe made them poisonous to us as a big "FUCK YOU".

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Amateurs! It's gotta be silver!

  • Looks nice in jewellery
  • Antimicrobial properties
  • An essential component of camera film
  • Highly conductive (e.g. used for electrodes and thermal paste in computing)
  • Catalyst in many chemical reactions
  • Used to make mirrors
  • A critical component of solar panels
  • The only metal capable of incapacitating werewolves, and also somewhat effective against vampires
[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Highly conductive

Until it oxidizes, and silver is a complete whore for oxygen.

[–] Lilith_the_serpent@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate aluminum too! It's the plastic of metals.

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What, lightweight yet strong? Versatile? Yeah I guess it's like plastic, except the part where it's also infinitely recyclable. Just where do you get off on this aluminum hate???