Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 month ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I keep having to remove all sorts of

Elephants 🐘, penguins 🐧, and giraffes 🦒 and other funny animals from my imaginary joke fridge!

Go get me a funny 🍺 beer!

Surprise! It's another elephant.

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[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guys, I think it's time to talk about the elephant in the room.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When did it get out of the fridge?

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

When we put the giraffe in there.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

They'll say Aw Topsy, at my autopsy!

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is your fridge running?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Fudge! Not again!

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Quick! Put the penguin back in before it's too late!

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Chang Beer

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago

Carlsbergs elephant beer