This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
Haha, those were excuses because she had already found a new dick.
No they weren't since all greentexts are fake and also gay.
Dodged a bullet. Anyone that stupid you should avoid
Untrue: Has girlfriend Homosexual: This entire post is about dick