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NYPD Officer Harasses Brooklyn Man With Voice Mail of Dolphin Noises (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

... the officer used his department-issued phone ...

They're not sending their best and brightest.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 month ago

They might be, not the best and brightest, but could be their best and brightest.

The dumber ones would have delivered the harassment via no-knock warrant.

[–] havid_dume@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

The best and brightest of Long Island and New Jersey.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

How was he to know there would be consequences for once?

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Officer Brendan Sullivan? Surely not that Brendan Sullivan?

If so, this was a perfect phone prank, 5/7.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Kanye?

[–] essell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

The Deep.