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Because they don't have windows.

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[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This would be funny if the stores were somewhat dark but they are blinding and migraine inducing.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also one of the most identifiable features of them are the floor to ceiling windows.

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I tried telling my wife this joke and these two comments are the first things that she points out. I guess this joke is a dad dud hahaha

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The joke is flawless and revolutionary.

You've just told it wrong.

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I told it verbatim but she just said, "but Apple stores are super bright and have huge windows?"

[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

I guess my joke fell flat, too.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The real question is why they don't have apples in a apple store.

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Keeping doctors away would significantly impact their profit

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

But then Apple would be honest in their advertising.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

What do computers, air conditioners and space stations have in common?

They don't work if you open windows

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Better version:

Q: Why is it so stuffy in the Apple Stores?

A: No Windows.

[–] voodoocode@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

And thats also why it stinks