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For real, though, I'm building a Hal9000 system for my home built on top of Home Assistant and Esphome.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 47 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No wait, you're telling me that mega-corporations don't care about me getting good products and having sole ownership of my personal data?

B-but [sponsored tech-geek blog], [generic gaming-news outlet] and [irrelevant apple shill] only ever told me so! Are you implying they lie to me?

Realtalk I only use cracked win11 pro workstation and iPhone because of work, every telemetry possible disabled (god bless the EU).

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 hours ago

I have a trash internet connection so I just play whack-a-mole with internet privileges. Windows update? No. NVIDIA? Not a chance. Google? How is that even on my computer? But also nah.

Turns out most things use fuck all resources without internet

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 64 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Google a recent medical symptom - your smart watch already knows the gritty details

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 46 points 11 hours ago

It's always cancer.
Sore throat - cancer.
Back ache - cancer.
Tiredness, cough, loss of taste and/or smell - maybe COVID. But also, cancer.

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

On that matter, why is Norton antivirus so popular? I don't remember being prompted to install one when installing Windows, yet I've seen a lot of people with it.

[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 3 points 3 hours ago

It just comes on cheap prebuilts or laptops. It sucks.

[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Back in the day, you were pushed hard to either put McAfee or Norton on your computer when you bought one from Dell, Compaq, etc. A lot of older people still think you need to do that so it’s still pretty popular.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I always used kaspersky which I stupidly downloaded from a torrent lol. Guess it worked? I'll never know tho.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

It protected our computer perfectly :)

[–] radix@lemmy.world 30 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Back in the day, Norton actually made some useful tools. They've been coasting on that 90s reputation for decades, though. It's all unnecessary bloatware now.

Dos was so much easier to use with Norton Commander.

[–] Tash@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

You gave me flashbacks of the Peter Norton and John McAfee days!

[–] odium@programming.dev 27 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It comes preinstalled in a bunch of laptops.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

strange, most IT professionals will tell you the only thing you need is Windows Defender and an ability to think before clicking strange download buttons

[–] odium@programming.dev 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Not strange, most executives will sign a deal where another company gives them money for every laptop they sell with that company's product preinstalled.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

ah of course, money

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

beep boop "You're wrist circumference is too wide and the tracker noticed no physical activities."