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Jarman and 11 other finalists were tasked with playing a simulated game of World of Warcraft via spreadsheet
How did he manage to fit the award ceremony into his busy schedule of having sex with beautiful models? ...Probably with a spreadsheet, now I think about it.
The sheet was not the only thing being spread
I can’t even make fun. Not because he’s a fellow Canadian. Because they hand out that sick belt.
But only $ 5,000? Come on Microsoft!
Was he legally required to appear as a stereotype?
Yes
As is his duty.
They call me the king of the spreadsheets. Got em all printed out on my bedsheets. -Weird Al
I find it stunning that some people are so intelligent. Excel isn't merely a matter of memorizing rules and lots of practice/experience. You truly have to be sharp as hell to get on this kinda level.
Michael Jarman, pictured between two people...
That's a funny photo caption.
"Michael Jarman, ceremonially situated between two distinguished event representatives,"
…
"Michael Jarman, strategically positioned in a central location with one individual stationed to his immediate left and another to his immediate right,"
We can leave our company database in his hand.
Our company database is an excel sheet.
The article embedded what appears to be the entire tournament… Nearly 7 1/2 hours lol.
No doubt about it, though, that intro track is absolutely lit
Hide yo wife
Not enough neckbeard.