Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 5 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Water.

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[–] lemonSqueezy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

What do you call an old defeated snowman on horseback?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Young snowmen are overly emotional, easily offended, and unable to deal with opposing opinions.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 5 days ago

And they're all white. So young snowmen are alt-right. Checks out.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 5 points 5 days ago

A puddle

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago

Well this joke made a splash!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Even funnier in German.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

i wish i spoke german

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't get it in German or English

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Try a Swedish girl