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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 5 points 52 minutes ago

Anyone who quits Meta says Mark Zuckerberg is a colossal dick.

[–] Dvixen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

It's not virtue signalling if you truly mean it.

Our feeds should be our own.

I quit Crackbook a decade ago over the algorithm forcing shit at me I had no interest in.

That's when I learned what a dark pattern was. I started seeing it pop up nearly everywhere that used algorithms.

Did the same with Twatter a few years ago. Again, I was over being forced to see shit I had zero interest in. This time I removed my footprint, leaving a handful of posts.

No one noticed either time I'd left. (No one ever does. That's a whole other rant about the state of anti social media.)

Never used Threads. Won't even click on the ones that are shoved at me through Insta.

Kept Insta for patterns and recipes, and over time I've stopped engaging on the platform. It's just as bad as the others for the algorithm and ads. Staying is on me, I know. Sunk cost fallacy or whatever. I didn't want to lose my collection of patterns that exist no where else.

I started the process of removing what little remains of my presence on IG. Discovered I'm not allowed to remove likes 'to protect the community'. Deleting my own content bugs out often. Removing saved bookmarks bugs out often. No way to keep the videos I refer to often to make things.

Damned straight I mean it when I say I will cease using Meta products. I am tired of being told how to use something, or how I should think and what I should believe.

Zuck can fuck all the way off.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 points 38 minutes ago

You know, some people actually try to be good people.

Fuckerberg.

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago

so he admits it's virtuous... just that he thinks some people are doing it disingenuously...?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

My virtues are signaling over here

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I quit facebook during the obama administration lol

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 11 points 9 hours ago

Ah, so he admits that it is virtuous!

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago

If quitting your site can be taken as virtue signaling against misinformation and bigotry, your site may have some systemic issues.

[–] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 17 points 12 hours ago

Well then, since 2016 I've been a Virtue signaling mother fucker. Fuck Zuck!

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The phrase "virtue signalling" is itself a form of virtue signalling 😏

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My app is failing to load this media :(

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 9 points 11 hours ago

It's a scene from The Simpsons with Lisa telling Linguo, "'Sentence fragment' is also a sentence fragment."

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 37 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm not "virtue signaling" I'm tired. I'm tired of the ads.

I'm tired of the algorithm intentionally fueling flame wars.

I'm tired of INESCAPABLE "meme pages," run by spam bots, that just recycle the same tired shit over and over and over again.

I'm tired of the THREE different video systems that are inexplicably not interoperable. Reels, Facebook Live, and video Instagram posts all showing up in my timeline but all are part of separate systems. Meanwhile, if I share a link to a YouTube video, it gets suppressed by the almighty algorithm. Because how dare I show my followers/friends something they'd might like to see if it takes their eyeballs away from Facebook.

Finally, I'm tired of companies selling people like me down the river to score political points with chuds.

[–] dx1@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I literally cannot stop getting "support our troops" or other "MAGA" style shit right now. Also random Zionist pages. I've never "liked" any of them, I've hit "hide posts like this" a million times, nothing fixes it. And if you actually tried to contradict people on those posts, I mean, the ones that get sent to you have 10,000 comments, you're just shouting into the void.

[–] Zpiritual@lemm.ee 30 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Looks like he is starting to follow Elon down into the rabbit hole off asshattery.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

He’s been an asshat at least as far back as when he was enrolled at Harvard. Facebook was originally called Facemash, a “hot or not” clone for guys at Harvard to rate the attractiveness of their female classmates (without consent).

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago

Starting to? He's been on that road at least as long as musk of not before.

[–] dx1@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, Zuckerberg is a leading alt-right figure since, like, what is it, January 15th now, so I think that was January 11th.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 20 points 13 hours ago
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

I'm not sure if this headline meets the criteria for not the onion.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

Guess I was "virtue signalling" back before the term was even coined.

[–] Soulifix@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is the same guy who has called people 'dumbasses' at one point for trusting him.

Which is it, Asspuckerberg? Is everyone a 'dumbass' for having joined you and your shitty platforms in the first place or is everyone 'virtue signaling' because they've finally grown tired of it? Sounds to me, one of these paths has the high road, so yes, I'll gladly do it in the name of virtue-signaling. A signaling of how that there's mountains of your bullshit that can't be withstood anymore.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 12 points 13 hours ago

Not just dumbass. He called them "dumb fucks" for trusting him and his site.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 27 points 16 hours ago

Lemmy user says anyone who doesn't quit being CEO of Meta is 'guillotine signaling'

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 39 points 17 hours ago

Fuck you Zuck. Leaving Facebook has been great for me, it's not virtue signaling, it's a quality of life improvement.

Ass.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago

sounds like he recently received a magadouche orientation and is going through the lexicon

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 48 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)
Virtue signaling is a good thing. The problem is lack of virtue, not presence of signals.
[–] phughes@lemmy.ca 18 points 15 hours ago

What I love most about the phrase "virtue signaling" is that when people accuse you of it they are themselves virtue signaling.

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 49 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I like the term vice signaling, which is what they do all the time. at least I get virtue signaling. but these people are like "hey look how terrible I am" and it's just baffling.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 14 hours ago

lol

Eat turds Zuck

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago

Yes, we are. You are still losing users.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 28 points 19 hours ago

What a fucking loser.

[–] lurklurk@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Zuckerberg reportedly decided to do away with censorship mechanisms at Meta after a seemingly innocuous photo that he posted on Facebook in November 2023 about the surgery that was performed on his left anterior cruciate ligament failed to go viral,

pathetic

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